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This is the weekly bulletin for
The Richmond 
Sunrise Rotary Club 
for March 16, 2023

Miscellaneous

 
 
Repeat from last week or until no longer relevant or until I delete it:  
 
 
 
Marg is looking for volunteers Tuesday mornings to serve breakfasts at Gilmore starting at 7 AM. So please check your calendars and help in a hands on project. 
 
 
 
Zoom Meeting Rules
 
THE LINK TO OUR THURSDAY MEETINGS WILL NO LONGER BE EMAILED BUT ACCESSED THROUGH THE LINK BELOW.
 
Meeting ID: 868 5522 9058
Passcode: 473892
 
1) Mute your microphone if you aren't already muted. Background noise is distracting. 
2) If you are not engaged in the presentation, turn off your camera. 
3) Chat function should only be used to address the speaker, not for Club member remarks during the presentation
4) Unmute when harassing the Sergeant at Arms or taking your turn during Sergeant at Arms.
5) Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
 
Please direct any questions to the President or a board member of your choosing and we will discuss any and all questions or concerns during our board meeting. Also please refer anyone who may be interested in attending a meeting or joining the club.
 
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
 
“When you are no longer able to change a situation
You are challenged to change yourself 
And that changes everything”
 
 
 
VISITORS     
 
 
Christina from Beautiful Voices Foundation
 
 
ANNOUNCEMENTS AND 
CLUB BUSINESS
 
Thanks to Judy for hosting the auction committee meeting, Bobby for the food and Chris B for the dessert.
 
Thanks to Elena, Jeanette and Danny for the delicious Philippine breakfast. Max even took some for his lunch.
 
There is a District Grant seminar via Zoom on March 23rd or 27th.
 
The District Conference committee has requested names of any Rotarians who have passed away this year so they can be honoured at the conference.
 
On Aug 31st there is a Rotary Alaska Cruise – Single Rotarians only. Oh nope Brian got it wrong.
 
Mary Lou bought a second table for the Pathways dinner so if you are interested in going let her know.
 
The deadline for providing your three bottles of wine has been extended for a week.  the wine and one week extension. I know if you buy the three bottles on Monday they are gone by Thursday. How many times has that happened. 😉
Danny is sponsoring the Givergy Fees. Thankyou Danny.
 
Please start entering your items on the Givergy website and bring the contents for your basket for Amanda.
 

sergeant At Arms Tidbits

 
Marg is having a great time on Palm Springs including a wonderful day at the Joshua Tree National Park.
 
Pat who was in the same zoom screen as Marg has been watching tennis and securing a fabulous parking space. (Seriously that is what I heard.) She did say it had been a little cloudy.
 
Bob had been wanting to go to the temple in the mornings and was there for about 10 minutes Thursday morning. He found it fulfilling and peaceful. He hopes to go more often. (you'll need it Bob when you are president - just sayin').
 
Debbie S’. son is now engaged and he proposed on top of a mountain in Palm Springs. Debbie bought a tree see at Joshua Tree National Park that has sprouted. Instructions are to water and plant in soil. Debbie is spending more time now in her happy place - the garden.
 
Blair is back from Grande Prairie where it was minus 24 so no more complaints of rain.
 
Sandra was sunny. Okay so my hearing is starting to go and Garth keeps trying to talk to me. 🤬
 
Dalbir is back from Mexico where the weather was beautiful. Custom requested production of a work permit before allowing him back in the country. Peter also had to commit to hiring him next year at the nursery. Funny he doesn’t look latino! 🤦🏽‍♂️
 
Mary Lou had an owwie, face planting while taking Oscar for a bike riding lesson.
 
Judy while she was still teaching lost a wrestling match with a vacuum cleaner that gave her a black eye. As an exercise she asked her classroom how a person might get a black eye. (let us count the ways). Grandson Connor was in a hockey tournament and won the bronze medal. There was an annoying woman fan with a  cowbell whose team lost to Connor’s in the bronze metal game. (isn’t vengeance one of the seven sins?) Will be babysitting  6 grandkids on Saturday.
 
Debbie M. took her granddaughter to open gym and she (the granddaughter that is)was running everywhere. She was grabbing the balls and stood by the kid with the ball she wanted (that might of been Debbie). Was also thrilled with the penguins at the aquarium. Also has a new listing where she (this definitely was Debbie) had 34 showings mainly because of a lack of inventory.
 
Kal’s lovely wife Lavina is back from India, and she yelled at him about using the walking sticks (I have first dibs on them). Now he claims he walks like a duck. (If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck – what is it? 🦆)
 
Bill is back from Tampa Bay. Garth was still talking to me so this is what I recorded of what Bill said. “Part of youth exchange and the youngest one of the participants was doing on the phone and walked to car hear car door and power cord.” (I don’t know you figure it out. At least it’s not “blah blah blah.”)
 
Sam enjoyed breakfast dinner at in laws. He and Bill joined LGBTQ allied hockey team and he scored his 5th and 6th goals of the year one of which was in over time.
 
Brian won an award from the YMCA apparently the odds were in his favour. Took Adam skiing on Saturday and he is improved, Adam that is – Brian stayed out of the powder. He now has a an Online dating profile that he thinks will be good. Warned by Garth, who was still talking, that Brian should wait at least 12 months. Or he (Brian that is) will be going through it again. Your intrepid reporter from a source who asked to remain anonymous, says that he, Brian that is, had 40 hits from different women within 24 hours – on his online profile.
 
Carolyn says the kids are in Victoria again so the house is quiet. She has been busy at Chamber (of Commerce – I assume) with political events. On Tuesday with the federal minister of agriculture where she learned about the different agricultural sectors and foreign workers (Dalbir’s name may have come up). She toured a food processor. There is apparently a senior men’s hockey tournament in Richmond inundating the city with men. (Carolyn doesn’t need an on line profile to get hit on 40 times.) Played wet golf with Max and others on the weekend.
 
Christine, Elena’s guest whom she just met, is a speech therapist and has a foundation called Beautiful Voices. Christine works with autism and other speech issues in a clinical setting but works to do more. Hopes to come to our club and tel about her Foundation.
 
Elena met Christine today. Elena has been away for a month and a half. Visited a Rotary celebrating it’s 40th anniversary and she has been the only visitor from Canada.
 
Jeanette after the meeting last week was going to bring breakfast to her husband and went to Tim Horton’s and discovered she forgot her purse. So with no driver’s licence she phoned her husband who showed up and bought his own breakfast. She and a group were going to Las Vega but had to cancel. This apparently required cancelling the flights for everyone. She was required to pay for the cancellation and for booking on the phone. Apparently if you check in personally at the airport you will also be charged. Did not mention the airline but this really sucks.
 
Susan cannot remember what she did last week but said the fundraising auction for Women’s Resource Centre is ending this weekend. She is excited about  her birthday Monday and is looking forward to our gala and will she will enter her auction items.
 
Michael caught up on paperwork this week but April will be busy. His wife is back and her trip has made her more independent so she is doing more things on her own. He has more time with the kids.
 
Danny Bourne said it was nice to be back from the dental mission. After Philippines he went to Japan where he attended a Rotary meeting in Tokyo and brought their banner with him. The club was chartered in 1967 and meet at 12:30 in the hotel where he was staying. He was going to go to Korea but went to Bangkok instead. He brought a banner from a club there which was chartered in 1958. Kim Jung Un was disappointed Danny missed Korea so did his missile – Kim’s that is.
 
Max is on spring break. He went to see the Canucks and played golf this week.
 
I have one set of grandkids is in Disneyland this week with their other grand parents. Sandy and I put our standard poodle of 14 years down – Cache.😥
 
Garth recommends waiting 12 months before dating and he is speaking from  experience because he has repeat customers – some for the third time. Told a client who was getting married in Hawaii not to and 6 months later the client was looking for his next divorce. He had choir last night and super seniors golf today. One of his partners got a job with the Law Society so Garth once again has a full litigation practice.
 
Amanda no way set alarm for this morning  but will need to Sunday as she is heading to Whistler early.
 
Bobby went for his first run and survived enough to come to breakfast. Taking Max to a lacrosse game. He is looking forward to march madness and birthdays for his wife and daughter. He is then off to Toronto.
 
Gordon wished everyone a happy spring. He thanked the Ghirras for the weekend Victor Ghirra dinner. He was delighted to see we have two speech therapists so we can understand what he says. (Gordon don’t lose your brogue!)
 
Peter’s housing project is progressing but one thing leads to another. It currently seems endless changing and painting but eventually everything will be done.
 
Chris M. has had a productive week. She ordered five yards of soil to fix up the garden for her  sons wedding. She thought it would take three days to move the soil but Max and Olivia moved the soil in an hour and a half.
 
Melinda says John and Heath are having a fabulous time in Australia. She was sent a picture of John eating breakfast when a duck flew over and pooped on his lap. (If it flies like a duck and poops like a duck, it’s a 🦆).
 
 
 

                                    Meanderings 

 
So I asked ChatGPT to write a funny on line dating profile for Brian and it came amazingly close to matching how we all see Brian. Here it is:
 
Hello there! I'm a hopeless romantic trapped in the body of a practical joker. I enjoy long walks on the beach, as long as there's no sand involved because let's face it, sand gets everywhere. I'm an avid Netflix binger, but I'm always down for a good old-fashioned board game night (just don't try to cheat, I have a keen eye).
I'm just your average person with an above-average sense of humor. I'm a lover of puns, dad jokes, and witty banter. If you're looking for someone to make you laugh until your sides hurt, look no further!
I may not be a supermodel, but I make up for it with my charming personality and my ability to hold a conversation about anything from politics to pop culture. I'm also a bit of a foodie, but don't worry, I won't judge you for ordering pizza with pineapple on it (unless you're a serial killer, then we might have a problem).
I have a passion for cooking, but my skills are limited to making toast and scrambled eggs. However, I'm willing to learn if you're willing to eat my experimental dishes. My ideal match would be someone who doesn't take life too seriously and has a good sense of humor, because let's be real, life is too short to not laugh at yourself.
If you're looking for someone who will always make you smile (even if it's at their own expense), then I'm your guy/gal/non-binary pal. Let's see where this online dating adventure takes us!
 
 

SPEAKER

 
Our speakers were Danny and Elena telling us about the Dental Mission to Sorsogon City and delivery of a RWHN container. 
The Dental Mission was from Jan. 27 to Feb. 3 and cost $67,000. Danny arrived one week earlier to make sure equipment, supplies, and medicine had arrived. He also made contact with dental team to be sure they were prepared. The city is 551 k south of Manila on the edge of an active volcano. There were 39 members of the team from Canada, the US, Australia and Korea. As well as assisted by members of the Philippine army. There were 10 chairs, 11 scaling machines and 5 restorative machines for cosmetic dentistry. Prior to treatment there was a covid test for every patient. The mission gave hygiene supplies and food to 200 children. It takes perseverance and dedication to set up a field dental clinic.
The mission completed 805 oral surgeries, 800 cleanings, 900 cosmetic surgeries and 2549 treatment in total. The Caring Hearts Dental Society Spread Smiles not Fear video is here if you would like to watch it again. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rwC8WnBqkO-PXcFZa7iwCJk23DfTo9yA/view
 
Elena told us about the container of books, health packs, toys, computers and hospital equipment delivered by the Rotary World Help Network. Over 2,000 students benefit from the donations. She also showed us her home town where it takes one hour by boat to get there. She also visited the Canadian Ambassador’s residence. The video of her presentation is here. https://drive.google.com/file/d/114cn3lPAsz2x84tPG6qZ8jULj_BvhYWv/view 
  
 

 Upcoming Events

 
 
 
Friday May 5th, 2023, Gala Auction.

                  TODAY'S CHUCKLEs            

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I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
 
I was addicted to the hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
 
 
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Mary Lou Miles
March 2
 
Elena Agala
March 20
 
Susan Ness
March 20
 
Gordon Dalglish
March 29
 
Join Date
Susan Ness
March 12, 2015
8 years
 
Peachy Magistrado
March 31, 2022
1 year
 
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