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This is the weekly bulletin for
The Richmond 
Sunrise Rotary Club 
for July 27, 2023

Miscellaneous

 
 
Repeat from last week or until no longer relevant or until I delete it:  
 
Zoom we suggest it only be set up if members let us know they will need it, or we have speakers that need it. 
 
The Foundation is planning a Pop Concert fundraiser in collaboration with Pathways.  This will be in the fall, at the Massey Theatre.  We will sell 300 tickets at $50, and split cost with Pathways. Details to follow.
 
We made a cheque presentation to Loraine Wilson from COME (Children of Mother Earth) for $7500 for work in the orphanage in India.  See the post on Facebook and Rotary website.
 
 
 
Zoom Meeting Rules
 
THE LINK TO OUR THURSDAY MEETINGS WILL NO LONGER BE EMAILED BUT ACCESSED THROUGH THE LINK BELOW.
 
Meeting ID: 868 5522 9058
Passcode: 473892
 
1) Mute your microphone if you aren't already muted. Background noise is distracting. 
2) If you are not engaged in the presentation, turn off your camera. 
3) Chat function should only be used to address the speaker, not for Club member remarks during the presentation
4) Unmute when harassing the Sergeant at Arms or taking your turn during Sergeant at Arms.
5) All Hail President Screw
 
Please direct any questions to the President or a board member of your choosing and we will discuss any and all questions or concerns during our board meeting. Also please refer anyone who may be interested in attending a meeting or joining the club.
 
 
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
 
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade and then find someone who has some vodka and have a party.
 
 
VISITORS     
 
 
Unless you count - oh wait no one. 
 
 
ANNOUNCEMENTS AND 
CLUB BUSINESS
 
The Royal Canadian Marine Search and Rescue is having a fundraiser at the Loft at Britannia Shipyards on September 16th 2023.
May be an image of boat and text that says 'Fundraiserto Support RCMSAR at DINNER the LOFT September 16th 2023 RCMSAR JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF: Buffet dinner Cocktails Cash bar Live and silent auctions and Boat Loads of Fun DOORS OPEN AT 5:30 THE LOCATION: The Seine Net Loft Britannia Shipyard, N.H.S. 5181 Westwater Drive, Steveston'
 
 
The Levelton meeting style. “Louder Peter!”
 
The Steveston Club is looking for volunteers for August 21 – 27 at the LPGA tournament at Shaughnessy golf course. It is a fundraiser for them.  It would be a lot of fun. 
 
 

sergeant At Arms Tidbits

 
 
Gordon expressed his disappointment that the owners of the Buccaneer are going into liquidation. (Better head over and get some fish n chips and a pint while you still can.)🍻
 
Peachy was at the Victoria Drive where she enjoyed the different cultures, the dancing, and lots of people. She can now walk four laps at the oval. (Yippeee) She enjoyed a hair and face massage.
 
Jeanette sinusitis is getting better.
 
Carolyn has found home to be so quiet that she is going to Victoria to see the grandkids for the noise. (You could just move beside a pickleball court.)
 
Pat was in Palm Springs when it was 117. Made the decision to go golfing and only made 9 holes. She has friends who are doing a tour that includes the fire works, a dock side restaurant, dinner cruise, Victoria, Port Angeles, California and points beyond. Said she would enjoy a tour like that. We may not see Pat until next January. Bon Voyage!
 
Elena really enjoyed the Victoria Drive cultural event with two consul generals and officials from the province and the city. There was a big crowd for the event. Her car was broken into. As she was walking to it she notice a police car and the police had caught the guy inside the car.
 
Joyce had surprise retirement function for a friend who is not interested in retirement so she called the party “welcome to opportunities". The first present was a poetry book.
 
Garth is going to Whistler.
 
Debbie S enjoyed the wedding of her son at the gulf of Georgia cannery. The guests could wander away and come back. They served local pizza and ice cream. She is going to her nieces wedding in Ladner. Nichole left for New Zealand. Debbie is heading to Whistler and also has been or is going boating to Pender Island.
 
Larry celebrated Steve’s 50th and he has many family members and friends who have birthdays over the next week. His Moms youngest sister went into palliative care and so it looks like a whole generation is to be lost in a year.
 
Melinda was happy for the rain we had. She was going to drive her corvette to the meeting but she would had to move three cars to do so.  
 
Bobby was in Whistler for three or four days and was caught in the rain on a bike ride. He was lucky to have a change of clothes at the condo. He has been working on the garden and a tv on the deck outside. The other house projects are going slowly and the wife keeps nagging and nagging. He is building a dinning room table and a sofa. (Reaaalllly?) He is not prepared to pay $16000 for a sofa.
 
Dalbir attended a funeral of a 93 year old farmer who also had been raised on the farm. There were pictures of him baling hay before they had a baler. The determination and perseverance was inspiring. He would work on the dairy farm, then drive and work in the mill. After he then went back to the farm to milk the cows. We take for granted the work the farmers do.
 
Marg attended a party for a 4 year old and another party for a 5 year old. Both were a blast. She had dinners with lots of people she hadn’t seen for a while. She was going to a wedding in Vegas but had trouble getting a flight. She got advice to book through Air Canada vacations. So she did and saved $1,000 and the hotel was included in the price.
 
Blair’s brother with cancer finished his three weeks of chemo and came to visit without telling his oncologist. Blair picked him up at the airport and stayed with him at Dalbir’s. Had a nice dinner with his brother who is taking the mustang and heading to whistler and back Sunday. Blair is hoping the furniture is arriving soon. (Is this to furnish Dalbir’s garage? Get furnishing tips from Kal to make it a man cave.)
 
Judy survived driving the Coquihalla and had fun in Penticton with Spencer and family. Travelled down canal with grandkids and beverages. The hardest part is getting off the canal and the tube. (You could end up in Skaha Lake with all the beverages. Now would that be so bad.) The twins remembered she had face planted by trying to out run them. She is off to a fundraiser for Alzheimer’s on Sunday at a Canadians game where she will see some friends she had met with Ralph. Her oldest grandson is 14 and 6 feet tall. (I used to be - both 6 feet tall and 14.)
 
Debbie M. says Manuel has finished his chemo and fingers are crossed. She went to a concert at UBC farms and her granddaughter was dancing up a storm. She believes she accomplished something with intermittent fasting that no one else had achieved – she gained three pounds. She is in training for the Steveston regatta. (better lose those three pounds before the regatta!).
 
I intend to sell the plums next year for $6 for a half a dozen instead of giving them away. Lesson learned from the Ladner market where they sold the golden plums in a small basket for $6. Also grandson Harvey put a pebble in an envelope for the tooth fairy as his sister has been getting money for her teeth. The tooth fairy wrote on the envelope nice try. So the next night he put in a honey nut cheerio. Don’t know if that worked.
 
Kal thanked Dalbir who helped him take ten minutes off his walk around south arm. As the usual hand shake policeman was away (aka Jaffee) Carolyn and Pat did not come and shake his hand. 🫵
 
Peter's father in law worked at Boeing on Sea Island and before he went to work he milked about 30 cows by hand and again in the evening. Kals mother would come to the farm and bale the hay and get milk for the brood. Peter was away at cabin where he hiked up to high elevation on a mountain overlooking the Tulameen. Saw a couple of deer. It is so quiet at the cabin. He is looking forward to going again. 
 
 

                                    Meanderings 

 
Because the Club has shown a fascination  in species with more than one penis, you will all be interested to know the olive sea snake male apparently has two. (Again sorry no photos). According to National Geographic this bi-penis highly venomous sea snake has poor eyesight. Males have been known to mistake sea cucumbers, loose strands of rope, and even the fins of divers for potential mates. (Obvious choices really). When a male finally finds a female he will nudge her head in a plea for consent which is usually rejected and he has to start his search anew (know that feeling). If the female accepts, he must find a way to insert one of his two, you know whats, into her cloaca, (now there is a scrabble word when you have too many vowels. Oh and you REALLY  don't want to know what that means.). Anyway this process is not easy for a creature with bad vision and no limbs. The males coil around their partners and wriggle and writhe until everything slides into place. This apparently can take a long time and as a result submarine sex (or mile low sex - wink wink) can take hours (again sorry no video) and they can't separate until the deed is done. So if the female needs to surface to take a breath she drags the male with her by the you know what. Ouch. The Aipysurus laevis bear five to seven babies after nine months gestation. They grow to 6.5 feet in length and weigh up to 6.5 pounds. 
Their habitat is in the ocean north of Australia and south of New Guinea. 
 

speaker 

 
 
Peter, (rather then letting the bulletin editor have an easy week) told us about a hunting trip he took in 1990 to the Northwest Territories. He and three others chose to drive with two pickup trucks from Bella Coola to Fort St John, Watson Lake, Faroe and across the Yukon river on a reaction ferry which uses the current of the river for power. When they arrived at the place to meet the airplane, on the border between Yukon and Northwest Territories there was blinding snowstorm. So they stayed with the conservation officer in a house that had been heaved with frost. (may have landed in Oz.) They had brought canned vegetables and cooked it with ptarmigan. Their host was pleased. The next morning it had cleared off. The plane landed on a gravel air strip flown by a pilot known as “No Plan Stan” (comforting what?). The plane has big fat tires and is used for landing on glaciers and can land anywhere. After they get in the airplane it starts sleeting but NPS says he thinks they can make it. NPS starts the plane and then decides it needs more gas in the tank. He runs the gas through his felt hat to keep the water out of the tank and puts the hat back on. He flies seemingly blind until it clears in about half an hour. They land on a riverbank where the camp is located.  In the camp there are three people two of which, as best as I can tell from Peter’s narrative, are natives from different tribes, and they all are not talking to each other. The hunting party went out the next day and got a caribou (this seemed inconsistent with the introduction to the hunting story) and he learned how to butcher with a hatchet. When they returned to the pick up trucks there was no power in his truck because the throttle cable was broken. So they hooked it up to a rope and Peter drove while his cousin pulled on the rope or else they drove on cruise control. They drove about 600 miles like this to a Ford dealership where they convinced the dealer to cannibalize a throttle cable from a new Ford truck that was on the lot. And they all lived happily ever after - except the caribou of course. 
 
 

upcoming events

 
 
 
Next years Gala is Friday May 3rd, 2024. 
 

                  TODAY'S CHUCKLEs      

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What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
 
Barbers...you have to take your hat off to them.
 
 
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Sandra Hass
July 29
 
Spouse Birthdays
Alan Miles
July 17
 
Steven Hankins
July 23
 
Anniversaries
Chris Brodie
Malcolm Brodie
July 9
 
Join Date
Malcolm Brodie
July 1, 2006
17 years
 
Amanda Sinclair
July 6, 2017
6 years
 
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